Age is just a number. Jail is just a room.

Boobs: there are so many good chunks in this convo window that just might make it to the blog

Boobs: listen to me talk about "the blog" like its not neglected

Towels: how about we talk about tumblr, too?

Towels: i mean

Towels: tumblr is just...

Towels: god

Boobs: which one

Towels: a hipster god

Boobs: i hope it's allah

Towels: >.>

Boobs: he passes out virgins willy nilly like anti-charlie sheen

Boobs: that means he's sex-friendly

Boobs: which logically means anti-republican

Boobs: which means pro-things i agree with

Boobs: so tumblEr is allah

Towels: ...i love you

Towels: that was just simply... amazing

Your secret isn't safe with me

Go to thesaurus.com and type "tampon" in the box. Search.

You'll see that "bung" is one of the provided results.

BUNG.

As in, "I need a bung for my hole."

Beavis got his first period, that's what his whole deal was.

He was rearranging the words so people would think he was talking about his butthole.

You can't fool us, Beavis.

Go plug your grumpies

Towels: i'm hungry again

Towels: i hate periods

Boobs: get on the depo provera shot

Towels: i'm debating on it

Boobs: i havent had a period in two years

Towels: my cramps are getting pretty bad lately

Boobs: *RUBS IT IN*

Towels: >.>

Boobs: wait

Boobs: *reword*

Boobs: *MAKES YOU WANT TO GO GET IT BECAUSE YOU"RE JEALOUS OF MY MENSTRUAL STATUS*

Towels: LOL

Credit goes to nataliedee for this nifty pic :D

I know you are and so am I

Boobs: what am i blindly clicking on with my anti-virus on the fritz? i feel like i just bought a hooker from charlie sheen and she hasnt washed yet

Towels: it's a trustworthy site, i promise

Boobs: *clicked it before i typed all that because you are who you are*

Towels: xD

Boobs: *now going to look*

Boobs: *at the hooker*

Towels: LOL

Boobs: *paid good money for it, might as well take home a few souvenirs*

Boobs: *picks scabs later*

Boobs: *eats them*

Boobs: *mmm, souvenirs*

Boobs: ok im done *goes to look really*

Towels: xD

Twilight series

I like them. They teach the lesson all girls should learn on how important it is to not only have a boyfriend, but to have one that you're willing to completely change yourself for.

There's also something simply fascinating about that epic battle between necrophilia and zoophilia. It's like a car wreck. You have to look.