Boobs: there are so many good chunks in this convo window that just might make it to the blog
Boobs: listen to me talk about "the blog" like its not neglected
Towels: how about we talk about tumblr, too?
Towels: i mean
Towels: tumblr is just...
Towels: god
Boobs: which one
Towels: a hipster god
Boobs: i hope it's allah
Towels: >.>
Boobs: he passes out virgins willy nilly like anti-charlie sheen
Boobs: that means he's sex-friendly
Boobs: which logically means anti-republican
Boobs: which means pro-things i agree with
Boobs: so tumblEr is allah
Towels: ...i love you
Towels: that was just simply... amazing
Your secret isn't safe with me
Go to thesaurus.com and type "tampon" in the box. Search.
You'll see that "bung" is one of the provided results.
BUNG.
As in, "I need a bung for my hole."
Beavis got his first period, that's what his whole deal was.
He was rearranging the words so people would think he was talking about his butthole.
You can't fool us, Beavis.
You'll see that "bung" is one of the provided results.
BUNG.
As in, "I need a bung for my hole."
Beavis got his first period, that's what his whole deal was.
He was rearranging the words so people would think he was talking about his butthole.
You can't fool us, Beavis.
Go plug your grumpies
Towels: i'm hungry again
Towels: i hate periods
Boobs: get on the depo provera shot
Towels: i'm debating on it
Boobs: i havent had a period in two years
Towels: my cramps are getting pretty bad lately
Boobs: *RUBS IT IN*
Towels: >.>
Boobs: wait
Boobs: *reword*
Boobs: *MAKES YOU WANT TO GO GET IT BECAUSE YOU"RE JEALOUS OF MY MENSTRUAL STATUS*
Towels: LOL
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| Credit goes to nataliedee for this nifty pic :D |
I know you are and so am I
Boobs: what am i blindly clicking on with my anti-virus on the fritz? i feel like i just bought a hooker from charlie sheen and she hasnt washed yet
Towels: it's a trustworthy site, i promise
Boobs: *clicked it before i typed all that because you are who you are*
Towels: xD
Boobs: *now going to look*
Boobs: *at the hooker*
Towels: LOL
Boobs: *paid good money for it, might as well take home a few souvenirs*
Boobs: *picks scabs later*
Boobs: *eats them*
Boobs: *mmm, souvenirs*
Boobs: ok im done *goes to look really*
Towels: xD
Twilight series
I like them. They teach the lesson all girls should learn on how important it is to not only have a boyfriend, but to have one that you're willing to completely change yourself for.
There's also something simply fascinating about that epic battle between necrophilia and zoophilia. It's like a car wreck. You have to look.
There's also something simply fascinating about that epic battle between necrophilia and zoophilia. It's like a car wreck. You have to look.
The bristles are itchy, though...
Women are angels.
When someone breaks our wings, we keep on flying.
On a broomstick.
We are flexible like that.
When someone breaks our wings, we keep on flying.
On a broomstick.
We are flexible like that.
Figuratively, of course
WHEN PEOPLE TYPE LIKE THIS THE VOICE IN MY HEAD SCREAMS.
Whenpeopletypelikethisthevoiceinmyheadspeedsup.
When. People. Type. Like. This. The. Voice. In. My. Head. Takes. Pauses.
WhEn PeOpLe TyPe LiKe ThIs ThE vOiCe In My HeAd BrEaKs ThEiR fInGeRs.
Whenpeopletypelikethisthevoiceinmyheadspeedsup.
When. People. Type. Like. This. The. Voice. In. My. Head. Takes. Pauses.
WhEn PeOpLe TyPe LiKe ThIs ThE vOiCe In My HeAd BrEaKs ThEiR fInGeRs.
Every square is a sandwich
I took a shit, and when I wiped, there was nothing on the paper, so I put it back on the roll.
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